Echoes of Dead Worlds

The Real Housewives of Medieval France

September 18, 2021 Saxo

“What? I in love?” he tells her. “Hardly!
I find your jealousy ungodly.
I’m nearly dead from making love,
And this is all you’re thinking of!” […]

A Pussy for a Birdie

August 17, 2021 Saxo

–“What are you asking for it, tell?”
–“My lady, for a fuck it’s yours.”
–“Saint Peter help me now, because
I haven’t any fuck to trade!” […]

The Power of a Fart

July 17, 2021 Saxo

“The imp came to the gates of Hell
Toting both bag and fart as well,
And tossing the bag down when he entered,
And thereupon the fart was vented.” […]

“And behold the iron fell out of the middle, right on the head of the cheating brass founder, killed him on the spot and passed straight through his carcass and crashed to the ground, carrying his bowels and genitals with it.” […]

A Vulgar Guessing Game

December 12, 2020 Saxo

“May it roast in the fires of Hell!
You’ve grabbed your wiener, I surmise.” […]

A Certain Kind of Dignity

October 13, 2020 Saxo

““Much turns out otherwise than one expects. I had thought to sleep with Thora Skagadottir, the earl’s wife” – and he shook his member and then pulled up his trousers.” […]