THE SCENE: This message, which dates from the 7th Century BC, from a servant to their king shows a remarkably conversational – even gossipy – tone that belies the usual assumptions of the divine detachment of Assyrian kings.
THE TEXT: To the king, my lord, from your servant Marduk-sakin-sumi:
Much good health to Your Majesty! May the gods Nabu and Marduk bless Your Majesty.
In reply to Your Majesty’s writing to me concerning the white ceremonial robes: “How many days should I keep on wearing them?” the king should wear them on the 20th and the 21st; two days are more than enough. On the 22nd he can dress normally. And Your Majesty should, as he usually does, act exactly as directed.
As to the written order of Your Majesty, Kenu-na’id will certainly die from bitter rage when he reads it. Indeed, Bel and Nabu have extended their gracious hands towards Your Majesty.
Yesterday I wrote a report a concerning my failure to make an observation; today, I am still afraid and dejected.
– Letters From Mesopotamia, edited & translated by A. Leo Oppenheimer, 7th Century BC