THE SCENE: In what can only be described as a medieval power move, William the Conqueror invites spies into his camp so that they can see for themselves how great, fearsome, and well-manicured they are.
THE TEXT: When they came in front of the enemy, the sight alarmed them grievously; and Harold sent forth two spies to reconnoitre the opposite troops, and see what barons and armed men the duke had brought with him. As they drew near to his army, they were observed, and being taken before William, were sore afraid. But when he learnt what was their errand, and that they wanted to estimate his strength, he had them taken through all the tents, and shewed the whole host to them. Then he used them exceeding well, gave them abundantly to eat and drink, and let them go without injury or molestation.
When they returned to their lord, they spoke very honourably of the duke; and one of them, who had seen that the Normans were so close shaven and cropt, that they had not even moustaches, supposed he had seen priests and mass-sayers; and he told Harold that the duke had more priests with him than knights or other people. But Harold replied, “Those are valiant knights, bold and brave warriors, though they bear not beards or moustaches as we do.”
Roman de Rou, Master Wace, 12th Century AD
